My old bed head

Trained for my action movie last night. Only a set amount of explosives, so we had to get it right. We simulated it with a video game. Long story, but there were three small nuclear warheads heading for our South American beach front resort. The drug runners wouldn't let anyone on their boats; they threw coconuts with grenades implanted inside them. It took many tries...

In London I met with Taaja in a pub. She was so scared to go in that she turned into a little green and orange bird as a disguise. Dinner with a bird isn't really that much fun, especially when you have to catch it and recite the spell to change it back into a human. She ended up flying to my street and into a tree with intoxicating buds. Silly drunk bird fell right into my shirt hammock. Must identify plant...

At the mall I bought a pair of Airwalks I had when I was in middle school. They were my favorite pair, with a green and black rising sun design. The tillman said they had good braking power, and that the ones next to them weren't popular in the South--the color scheme suggested rows and rows of crops. In fact, they were racist. Racist shoes...