John Mele and Tim Lewis came to the pool today while Ben and I were guarding an empty pool. Drunk, that is. They walked right past the door girl with two six packs just by saying "We're lifeguards."

Mele: Listen, I am a head guard. Have a beer.


Met a girl at a party last night with a live snake around her neck. We hit it off and I think I loved her, in a drunken way. She said if we met again it would be destiny...